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Joke of the Day

"Saw a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"

"I have a higher IQ than Batman and Donald Trump combined. By the way, Batman has a higher IQ than me."

"A mobster walks into a bar, but then he turns around and walks out. Because he realized it was a set-up."

"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""

"Do you want to know what's really annoying? [deleted]"

"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""

"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080pee"

"What does a Mexican Morpheus say? Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door..."

"Did you hear about the donut who split from his wife? She's terrible with the kids so he's filling for custody."

"Donald Trump is 69. Let's hope the death trend carries on. Third time's the charm."