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Joke of the Day
"A Brazilian got the first gold medal The police are already after him."
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"I hate it when guys use pickup lines like, 'Hey, what's your friend's name?' on me. Worst pickup line ever."
"In the old days, folks used to say ""tisk, tisk"" to shame others Now social media connects us to millions, and allows us to multi-tisk."
"I just flew in from Phoenix... Boy are my arms tired No seriously, I was jacking off the entire plane ride home"
"What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up? Anti*Christ*amine's"
"Yo mama so fat... When she poops, her shit colides with the water and creates legible gravitional waves through space and time."
"Star Wars Spoilers (not really) Dumbledore dies!"
"What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar? A liar."
"I've got an L-shaped bed. Lowercase."
"The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"""