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Joke of the Day

"Desire to not get beat up > Desire to wear a cloak"

"Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas? In a skeptic tank. --- (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious; feel free to suggest a better wording!)"

"Is it still a walk of shame if I'm leaving my own house? It ain't like I'm proud of what happened in there."

"Why is Jupiter both the favourite and most hated planet for Jews? Favourite because **Jew**piter is the biggest planet in the solar system Hated because it's a gas planet"

"My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang."

"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. ""First offender?"" The judge asked. ""No"" said the bailiff, ""First a Gibson, then a Fender."""

"Right now, someone is wearing cargo pants and getting away with it. I can't even concentrate on my book."

"How do you make an Amish woman happy? Three Men-A-Night"

"Q: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? A: He gobbles up."