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Joke of the Day
"You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone."
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"Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian? Because two Wongs can't make a white."
"After seeing how the Segway owner died, the guy who runs the Shake Weight company must be terrified."
"A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a Bench... and they see a group of young boys walk by. The Priest says ""Do you want to fuck those kids?"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"What do you call twin policemen? Copies."
"What's ten inches long and white? Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once ;D"
"Richard Nixon makes a really awful dinner for his wife. He defends himself by saying ""I am not a cook""."
"How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."
"How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair? He eclipse it."
"""We've been doing this for years, I simply can't be bothered thinking up another long scientific name. Drink?"" - people who named the fly."