128125

Joke of the Day

"Three elephants jump out of a plane. Two hit the ground and one lands in the water! Ba dum tssshhh!"

"Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas? Heath Ledger."

"[feeding baby Malaysian food] ""Here comes the plane"" *makes plane noises* *spoon just disappears*"

"There's a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the ""close this ad"" button."

"What Time Do You Go To The Dentist? Tooth - Hurty! XD"

"What did the blondes left leg say to her right? Nothing... They've never met"

"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist"

"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"

"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"

"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."