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Joke of the Day

"There's a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the ""close this ad"" button."

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""Through a window"" is not the correct answer! thanks user/TheLuckyBarkeep"

"Mom wants to meet her Son's Girlfriend Mom :- Son, I would like to meet your Girlfriend. Son:- Me Too.... (Being Single)"

"What do cops and mushrooms have in common? You feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark."

"How do you make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."

"I'm in Detroit with $80 in my wallet. Trying to decide if I should treat myself to a nice dinner or buy a house."

"As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card."

"Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant."

"What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? The Daily Express."

"Female Viagra Why has it taken so long to get a female version of Viagra? They couldn't get the women to agree on the color for the pill."