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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do the Amish call a jar full of honeybees? A: A vibrator."
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"""How much for this remote controlled alien?"" ""Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."""
"Hear about the cross-eyed teacher? ... she just couldn't control her pupils."
"Currently using my daughter's iTouch to read your tweets. Also, reading her emails and writing shit on her Facebook page."
"Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. Guy: Do they swell? Girl: No. They spread"
"This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty. Especially, the Filet Show."
"Why are Santa's balls so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay to have a lentil on my face!"
"What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator? ""This place rocks!"""
"Two guys walked into a bar... The other guy ducked."