198023
Joke of the Day
"Two guys walked into a bar... The other guy ducked."
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"I'll have a Venti Vodka please."
"I was arrested for assault with a chicken. The cops suspected foul play."
"What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut? Menachem Vegan"
"Sometimes I wish I was a cat just so I can constantly ignore everything said to me while licking the inside of my thigh."
"When you get laid off. :("
"Why did the germ cross the microscope To get to the other slide"
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today... ...It is already tomorrow in Australia."
"Oscar Pistorious That sounds like a spell Harry Potter uses to make your legs fall off"
"me: [slides bank teller a note] bank teller: what's a ""roblery"""