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Joke of the Day

"Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. Guy: Do they swell? Girl: No. They spread"

"Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time."

"Me:""The store didn't have any bread so I brought flour"" Wife:""If they didn't have butter would you buy a cow"" *sound of hooves in kitchen*"

"How do you eat an Indian taco? Lift her gut."

"My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar.."

"So a man goes to a restaurant and orders some food.. [OC] Man: ""Ugghhh...What the hell is this? There is sand in my paella!!!"" Waiter: ""Si?"""

"There is an existential horror upon seeing your password in handwriting."

"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!"

"I'm going to rehab I realized I need help when I stuck my dick in coke and my razor in a hooker"

"There is a thin line between a numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."