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Joke of the Day
"This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty. Especially, the Filet Show."
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"My dear Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep. But his 3 passengers all went screaming."
"Everyone's attacking Rubio, but it's not his fault His aide wrote the same thing on both his palms."
"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"
"i was sitting next to a gorgeous girl on the bus yesterday i was so nervous. i kept thinking to myself ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner"". she got a boner."
"How many black men did it take to rape the white woman? 0 She is a lying bitch.^don'tberacist"
"Trump's ego is so big... Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off. -Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump"
"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."
"Who is a golfers favorite singer? ...birdy :P"
"*Buys new iPhone* *Crosses road tweeting about it* *Accident* *Dies* *Makes entry in heaven* - Sent via iPhone."