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Joke of the Day

"This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty. Especially, the Filet Show."

"67% of Canadians say that their favourite colour is flannel"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He just made it across and his buddy was like BAACk BAACK."

"What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics? Being able to walk."

"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"

"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."

"If your product's third layer is for absorbency, I don't want to see the commercial at dinnertime."

"I swear if anyone makes fun of Mike Tyson... I'll whoop their ath!"

"""So you met the victim on tinder"" Yes ""Do you often meet women on tinder""? Yeah I've been murdering it on there *lawyer puts head in hands*"

"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws."