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Joke of the Day
"Hear about the cross-eyed teacher? ... she just couldn't control her pupils."
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"Sadly,the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola."
"Employee: Everything I eat goes right through me. Me: Yup, that's how digestion works."
"Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people."
"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard."
"Just another day in Portland Oregon http://i.imgur.com/JL86MY3.png"
"SON: what ya reading? DAD: a huge book on podiatry SON: how long is it? DAD: it's about a foot"
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... ...so I got drunk."
"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."
"Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes."