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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay to have a lentil on my face!"
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"They say, ""the grass is greener on the other side..."" That's why Pablo, my landscaper, imports my marijuana."
"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"
"Teens today stuck inside all day long playing video games. In my day, we spent all day outside smoking hash oil & cigarettes with friends."
"""It's not the principle, it's the money."" Spike Milligan RIP"
"If I ever find out that my wife is going to be an octo-mom... I'm octa-gone."
"How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1"
"Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum. Mary: What about that rad drum? Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out"
"I just purchased Big Foot repellant. Er, sorry, a camera."
"A Russian walks into an Ukrainian bar... And farts. The Russian says, ""I'm sorry for Putin."""