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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay to have a lentil on my face!"
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"Company Invents First Truly Secure and Encrypted Smartphone They're calling it the FU NSA. (real news)"
"Calling Sony comments""racially insensitive remarks"" instead of ""racist""? U can put a cherry on a pile of sh*t but it don't make it a sundae."
"sticks and stones may break my bones but if you say the right words i'd probably break my own bones too"
"What do you call a magic door? Dumbledoor!"
"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""
"Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
"Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam? It said ""twist to open"""
"A woman walks into a bar.... Realised too many man walk into a bar..."
"How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti."