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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a letter written by a feminist? Hate male"
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"I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And.."
"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."
"Scientists at the Federal Helium Reserve indicate they're storing a billion cubic meters of helium gas. It's a lot funnier when they say it."
"Its not pretty being easy."
"The other day I was mocking my wife, ""Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.""...... Fucking bitch replied, ""You wear briefs, don't you?"""
"The US Treasury is not going to put a woman on the $10 bill... they're going to put a woman on the new $7.80 bill."
"Why is eastern europe filled with strippers? Because they like Poles."
"Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny? Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau"
"And the final rule of Fight Club is... ...just have fun and try your best."