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Joke of the Day

"Scientists at the Federal Helium Reserve indicate they're storing a billion cubic meters of helium gas. It's a lot funnier when they say it."

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"A twelve year old girl finishes her bath in the Atlantic. She goes to her eight year old sister and starts a fight with her. And thus we have Ocean's Twelve vs. Hateful Eight."
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"The doctor told me I only had 2 years to live so I shot him The judge gave me 30 years."
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"Organ Freeman http://i.imgur.com/plVQyUC.jpg"
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