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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny? Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau"

"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere **Knock Knock** Who's there? Not Sally."

"What game do old black people play? Blingo!"

"I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met."

"So, could you say ""Black Friday"" came early in Ferguson, Missouri?"

"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."

"Joke of the Day 6/12/14 The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up,and I said "" Did you get my drift?""."

"My dick is like an airplane MH17"

"You know why I want to call you Yoda? Because yoda best thing I've seen all day"

"What did the Italian say when the eel swam by? That's a Moray."