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Joke of the Day

"The US Treasury is not going to put a woman on the $10 bill... they're going to put a woman on the new $7.80 bill."

"Me: How awful do I look? Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on? Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No."

"What's green and says ""hey I'm a frog""? A talking frog! Stolen from ""Friends"" still hilarious."

"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"

"I received a lighter as a gift from my gf and it broke after a single use. I told her that there was a spark missing in our relationship. Edit: Spelling. Any Improvements to this joke appreciated."

"Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies."

"Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes teacher-one two three four five six seven eight nine ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack Queen King."

"Why will Donald Trump never have an amputation? Because you can't stump the Trump."

"Why did the hipster burn its tongue? Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool"

"Literally no one wants to be on the phone with you less than the lady who answers the phone at a Chinese restaurant."