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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map? Incontinent"

"Someone called me lazy today... I almost replied."

"In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of moon walkers"

"What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk? He began to feel Merry."

"Why don't you mess with one-ply toilet paper? It doesn't take shit from anyone"

"would love to see a prequel to Titanic where we see Jack completely unable to climb onto a floating pool toy and we all go ""ahh makes sense"""

"If you want to get rich why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden."

"Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction."

"The way to end up $1 Million using the stock market LEGIT invest 10 million into it"

"two blondes... ...are chit chatting. ""I slept with a Brazillian!"" ""Wow, how many is that?"""