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Joke of the Day

"would love to see a prequel to Titanic where we see Jack completely unable to climb onto a floating pool toy and we all go ""ahh makes sense"""

"Did you hear about that earthquake yesterday? I heard it was groundbreaking."

"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks"

"Sometimes I go on WebMD to see what I'm currently dying of."

"If your dog has weird unsightly nipples, it's OK to throw 3 or 4 little bras on it."

"Where's the best place to hide after a murder? Behind a badge"

"How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables"

"A Blackjack dealer is arrested for pedophilia... He will hit on anything 16 and under."

"I hate toilets... They're so shitty."

"Have you heard any good jokes about Indian food? I haven't, because there's naan.^Ba ^da^Tsssss"