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Joke of the Day

"would love to see a prequel to Titanic where we see Jack completely unable to climb onto a floating pool toy and we all go ""ahh makes sense"""

"*brings a super-magnet to a knife fight* *discovers that stainless steel is not magnetic*"

"Ellen Page has recently revealed that she is gay. I guess they don't call her Kitty Pryde for nothing,"

"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year!"

"*Ghost snatches phone from me* ""Who you gonna call now?"""

"*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *panics* OMG WHAT'S THAT NOISE? *son walks in with powered toothbrush* *buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* thank GOD."

"There was a lot of this before MJ died. [img]http://i.imgur.com/oZxmOzJ.png[/img]"

"What do you call a shitty bungalow? Dungalow."

"Where do people keep their gay porn? On a hard drive."