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Joke of the Day

"two blondes... ...are chit chatting. ""I slept with a Brazillian!"" ""Wow, how many is that?"""

"Girl are you the Iraq invasion because this was a mistake"

"My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial."

"Your Mother.. Your mother is so classless she could be marxist utopia."

"I've never panned for gold... But I have put bacon bits in my salad."

"When I don't approve of another shopper's groceries in the checkout line, I just use one of those separator bars to sweep them to the floor"

"Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey walk into a bar... (complete the damn thing)"

"What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"Did you hear about the joke about the broken pencil? Well, there-- Nevermind, it's pointless."

"When someone at the gym asks if I'm ""using that equipment"", I say ""No, my love for it is real."" To date, I'm the only one to find that funny"