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Joke of the Day

"two blondes... ...are chit chatting. ""I slept with a Brazillian!"" ""Wow, how many is that?"""

"[girlfriend finally texts back] ME: i'm so mad at you. HER: i'm naked come over. ME: i'm not really mad i was jk lol omw babe"

"Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!"

"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? An Ethiopian"

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

"I was yelled at after church today, Apparently ""Jeez and crackers"" is not an appropriate name for the Eucharist."

"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"

"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"

"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2."

"Women are the root of all evil [Math agrees](http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)"