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Joke of the Day

"The way to end up $1 Million using the stock market LEGIT invest 10 million into it"

"The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way."

"How did the bear kill the man? With his bear hands."

"VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine"

"What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!"

"Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness? He was too super fish oil."

"How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!"

"Wife: Did you want to go to Comic Con? Me: *Google searches 'Is Emilia Clarke going to be on the Game of Thrones panel at Comic Con'* ""No"""

"what vegetable really likes to party? turn-up"

"Reminder guys: if a girl undresses in front of you don't just keep saying ""this is terrific"" over and over again ok"