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Joke of the Day

"Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction."

"I sexually identify with the noble panda; I too have difficulty having sex in a cage surrounded by 800 Chinese people"

"Ok honey don't freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn't do the dishes."

"What's the difference between God and Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump!"

"I went to an adrenaline junkie camping retreat. It was in tents."

"Because it pisses off r/funny Why would I type the punchline in the title?"

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"

"Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. and dont ask y."

"You know why Santa has so big balls? He only comes ones a year."

"Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!"