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Joke of the Day

"Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute."

"Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test? 1) Yes ) No %) I love you guys M) 8 ) Potato"

"What's the best part about living in a black family? You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost"

"The good thing about being tall is, you can't get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can't get lost in a crowd."

"TIFU: My wife told me she wants to get a tattoo on her lower back. I told her to get one of a beautiful young woman so I'd have something to fantasize about."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow? You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years"

"What does Bill Cosby have in common with Santa? They both come while you sleep"

"Went hunting with Willie Nelson and we each got a turkey. Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one stoner."

"My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch It came down to the wire."

"A frendly reminder! ""You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."" Nikola Tesla"