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Joke of the Day

"Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute."

"Flew out of top hat. Flew out of limousine. Flew out of church. -Dove Resume"

"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."

"When does John Cena get scared? When John CENA ghost!"

"What did the cheese vendor say to the robber? ""Hey! That's nacho cheese!"""

"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"

"A nationwide recall of the popular children's cereal Trix was issued today ""Just dump them out in your garden"" said one long-eared FDA agent"

"It's sad to see how people seem to put more effort into their wedding than they do into their marriage."

"A woman was masturbating furiously on the subway The police were going to arrest her, but she got off."

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? You can keep the tip"