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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about living in a black family? You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost"

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"Why don't black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot."
"Still good at casually flexing my bicep the second before a girl touches it."
"- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile? - Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed."
"""I am as misquoted as Marilyn Monroe."" - Abe Lincoln"
"What's the best part of Chinese food? The 4/10 cookie"
"what is a ghosts favorite lunch meat? Boo-loney :D"
"Two Arabs are on a plane. One orders a bottle of Champagne and asks the other ""do you want some?"". The other replies ""No thanks, I'll have to drive soon""."
"what did the jewish child molester say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
"Do you know why the guy who picks up medical waste from the vet drives a car shaped like a dog bone? He likes to drive the dog's nuts."