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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about living in a black family? You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost"

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"How do you know if an Asian person has robbed your house? When you come home, your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway."
"I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008"
"Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids? Because they must be able to ""dust for Prince"" I'll see myself out now"
"Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz. This is my suicide note."
"1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun"
"What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner."
"How does a Jewish man make coffee? He brews it"
"Dark humor is kinda like food. Not everybody gets it."
"You know what's odd about those girls at Starbucks? They, like, literally can't, even."