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Joke of the Day

"My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch It came down to the wire."

"She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean She was the best damn printer that I've ever seen"

"Why did the scarecrow get a nobel peace prize? Because he was *outstanding* in his field."

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck his dick."

"Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives a test before presenting the lesson."

"What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends"

"Have you heard of the movie called ""Diarrhea""? It's okay if you haven't - it was a quick release."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !"

"What did the suicide bombing instructor say to his students? ""Pay attention. I'm only going to show this to you once."""

"Separation anxiety is common among toddlers, dogs, and would-be divorcees finding out how much divorcing costs."