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Joke of the Day

"Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test? 1) Yes ) No %) I love you guys M) 8 ) Potato"

"What's better than roses on your piano Tulips on your organ"

"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."

"[Phone rings] Babysitter: Hello? Dude: Dont. Go. Upstairs. Babysitter: Wha.. What's upstairs? Dude: NOT MUCH, STAIRS, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."

"A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory... But he leaves because it was just soda pressing."

"[me giving tour of city landmarks] and on your left you'll see a corgi in a bandanahe's not part of the tour but let's go get a closer look"

"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."

"What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game? Duke Nukem."