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Joke of the Day

"A frendly reminder! ""You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."" Nikola Tesla"

"""Put your hands in the air like you just don't care"" is offensive to those of us in the apathy community. But whatever."

"My cheating Ex-girlfriend just got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at the sperm bank."

"Did you know King Solomon made love to 1000 virgins but he never enjoyed great sex :-P"

"What kind of weed do reptiles smoke? Mariguana."

"What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas."

"Do arcades ever clean the joysticks? 'Cause I've sucked on a few and they tasted awful."

"Pathan Joke *original joke translated into english* Pathan: I want to get married Dad: With who? Pathan: Grandmother *Dad turns angry* Pathan: You married my mother, that's why I want revenge."

"how many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Enough to protest until the government does it for them"

"Two people have been killed and another seriously injured in a knife attack at an Ikea store in Sweden. Police are currently at the crime scene trying to piece the evidence together."