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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what happened when Oedipus got flu? He became one sick mother fucker."
Next Joke
"States are like butts No one likes the flat ones."
"It's so cool how avocados take forever to get ripe then they're ripe for about 15 minutes then they're rotten then I kill all these hostages"
"I'd like to meet a failed scientist, like I do writers. ""I science on the weekends and for free sometimes. I think of it more as a hobby."""
"There was a pretty girl in the produce section so to impress her I bought a mango"
"Que tipo de oso es muy desconocido? El misterioso! I'll see myself out now..."
"What's the difference between Trump and Bush? Trump builds towers and Bush knocks them down."
"Ninjas are like virgins.... No one ever sees them coming"
"Why are there no coups in the US? It is the only country without a US embassy. (heard from a Brazilian friend)"
"I was thrilled when this beautiful girl came up and asked me for a date. Then I realised it was just because I work at a dried fruit stand."