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Joke of the Day

"States are like butts No one likes the flat ones."

"Hot girl in the avatar, but no selfies in your pics. I'm just gonna call you ""bro"" from now on."

"Melissa McCarthy has been diagnosed with an aggressive flesh eating virus They've given her only 14 years to live, if untreated."

"Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, ""Why oh why does nobody reply to my emails?"""

"*scampers over to ice cream truck* Yes, I'll take the SpongeBob who looks like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant, please."

"I told my son I was an early adopter. He asked, what tech? Then it got weird."

"Ladies, if he tells you he's 6 feet & 4 inches, be sure those aren't two separate measurements."

"How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem? She worked it out with a pencil."

"Why couldn't Jesus's eat m&m's? They kept falling threw the holes in his hands."

"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"