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Joke of the Day

"It's so cool how avocados take forever to get ripe then they're ripe for about 15 minutes then they're rotten then I kill all these hostages"

"origami is a great idea on paper, but in reality folding a swan will kill it."

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that... It's a tie."

"When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words... Cool Runnings."

"Thank you student loans for helping me get through college and for all that you've done for me! I don't know how I'll ever repay you."

"If you're going to go house hunting, try to blend in with your surroundings. Wear aluminum siding."

"I'm always a little suspicious of women who say that they don't ""remember things"""

"Why do black people hate country music? When they hear the word ""hoedown"" they think their sister got shot."

"I wanted to be a banker But then I lost interest."

"What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting."