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Joke of the Day
"Que tipo de oso es muy desconocido? El misterioso! I'll see myself out now..."
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"Women would be better serial killers if they didn't smile when people mention someone's been missing"
"[furniture store] Wife: We're putting in a bar. Salesman: OK Wife: And... S: Yes? W: Go ahead, say it. Me: WE'RE GONNA NEED A STOOL SAMPLE."
"What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans? The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich."
"What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm The sock under my bed"
"TIL that a baby can recognize its mother's heartbeat due to how much time they spent inside their mom I can also recognize your mom's heartbeat."
"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit"
"Thinking is bad... thinking is bad... it ruins every 3 out of 2 relationships"