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Joke of the Day
"Que tipo de oso es muy desconocido? El misterioso! I'll see myself out now..."
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"Vampires love tea... A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says ""I thought you only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea""!"
"If I could, I'd wear plaid every day. But I feel as though doing that would cross several lines."
"I got pulled over by a female cop.. When i asked what's wrong, she said ""NOTHING!!"""
"There is no ""we"" in chocolate."
"What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear? Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out."
"Don't say ""fuck"" in Japan They don't like it when you drop the bomb."
"Gay men tend to be very tongue-in-cheek."
"Name a famous explorer ""Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten"", asked my son ""Internet explorer."", I replied."
"Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist."