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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has done so much good for American education. Now instead of citing my sources on an English paper, I can just write down, ""I know it, you know it, everybody knows it."""

"Overheard a black guy asking the waitress for some crackers, so I stood up and yelled ""THATS OUR WORD!"""

"What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader? I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A FSHHH"

"Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food... Neither have they."

"You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck."

"I wish people would stop asking me where I see myself in 5 years.. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Most of my family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans"

"""Are you cold?"" *People who are cold*"

"Why do 95% of black males like sex in the shower? The other 5% aren't in jail."

"Microsoft has developed a special version of the Halo 3 rendering engine which can run within LibreOffice Calc spreadsheets... It's called Halo3.**ods**t"