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Joke of the Day

"Why do 95% of black males like sex in the shower? The other 5% aren't in jail."

"Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire."

"4 dead in office shooting Boss: ""looks like they're fired"" Secretary: ""No sir, they were fired at"""

"I pick up hitchhikers cause then when I'm pulled over the weed is his."

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin"

"When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment? 2:30 (Tooth Hurty)"

"If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him. ""I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side its freezing out there !"

"Hey baby, are you an oven? Because you've had a lot of Jews inside of you."

"I want some Chuck Norris jokes! Something like: *Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.* or *Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.*"