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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food... Neither have they."
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"What did the cannibal do After he dumped his girlfriend Wipe his arse"
"I went to the bar with my 21 year old girlfriend... They called me a pedophile because I was 42. That totally ruined our 10 year anniversary."
"How to ruin a joke on Reddit? Misspell the paunch line."
"A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: ""And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied ""No peer pressure."""
"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family."
"My wife found out I was cheating... ... after she found the letters I was hiding. She got real mad and said that she'd never play Scrabble with me ever again."
"Hawaiians were never known to be cannibals. Maybe a nibble here and there... You know, finger food."
"A cannibal once ate a fortune-teller for dinner. He liked his medium rare."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless those wrongs are 270 degree left-hand turns."