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"What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed? A hippo violation"
"how many pop punkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? five, one to drop it and four to two step and PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP!"
"Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question...... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard."
"Endless shrimp. a.k.a sir we close at 10:30, you have to leave now Im going back in the morning and ask to continue"
"What do you call a psychic who is neither elated or depressed A happy medium"
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"I WANT TO LIVE! Patient:""Docter, I have only 30 seconds to live!"" Doctor:""I'll be with you in a minute."""
"How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father"
"How do you spot a vegan at the gym? Pretty much the same as anyone else."