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Joke of the Day

"Microsoft has developed a special version of the Halo 3 rendering engine which can run within LibreOffice Calc spreadsheets... It's called Halo3.**ods**t"

"How many pirates does it take to screw in a lightbulb in China? "

"Can't sleep. Just miss Circuit City a lot right now."

"What's Asian on top and black on bottom? IQ distribution graph"

"Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds."

"Crap. They didn't cancel this morning's meeting. I wore my suit to bed inside out for nothing."

"I found some dignity. If no one claims it in 24 hours, I'm keeping it."

"im smart. if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen told you i was smart..."

"TIL that 4/20 is Hitler's birthday. The jews definitely got baked today."

"how can you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday? Tell her a joke Wednesday."