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Joke of the Day
"Canadian court... Do you plead sorry or not sorry?"
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"I was gonna make a joke about the internet... But Why Would We need it"
"A wife asks her husband... ""do you piss in the shower?"" ""Of course"" he replies. ""that's disgusting"" she shrieks ""but honey, I always piss when I take a shit"""
"Why did the blind man cross the road? Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)"
"Mohammad is a great name for a businessman It's all about the prophet."
"Friends are like bricks it's kinda funny when you throw them through a window"
"A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex.. .. the chicken says; ""well, that answers that old question""."
"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."
"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."
"Mountains are not funny. They're hill-areas."