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Joke of the Day
"Just thinking. How many MILF'S are now GrandMILF's?"
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"The History Channel"
"What is white and interferes with the meal? An avalanche."
"Sometimes on a clear cool night I look at the stars for hours and wonder what cool things I'd be doing if my Internet weren't down."
"So I got home late last night, and my wife says, ""Would you like some supper?"" I say, ""Oh, yes! What are the choices?"" ""Yes, or no."""
"Liverpool sounds like the most disgusting place in the world to hold a swim meet."
"New music is so bad you should be cool like me: longing for a fictionalized version of the past you werent even alive for in the first place"
"the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. ""not great man ive got diarrhea"" i told him"
"Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again."
"What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider"