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Joke of the Day

"RT if you are my car keys and I can't find you"

"the worst part about being vegan is having to get up early to milk the almonds"

"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. Canadian person was smarter"

"Science question: can somebody please explain how tiny, tiny swimsuits make Olympians dive better?"

"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."

"When I was 18 I got Coal from Santa Yup, raising Cole as a single mom was a punishment for being bad, I guess."

"Stop poking me on Facebook uncle Brian it's not cute anymore"

"What is the male cover band of The Cranberries called? Boysenberries"

"I'm not a Grammar Nazi! I'm alt-write."

"I found out I'm part Native American..... my beard is Apache."