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Joke of the Day

"For my birthday I'm going somewhere with no internet access. Pretty sure this will involve time travel and possibly dinosaurs."

"My friend got a job as a metronome. I said, is that a regular thing?"

"I wake up easy most of the time, but every now and then, I wake up hard."

"I hate when girls have ""taken"" in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good"

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind it's pointless. "

"You know what I find odd? Every other number."

"Why did France run out of painkillers? because Paris ate 'em all"

"fire works? buddy all fire works haha just some topical humor here on Twitter Online, where anything can happen"

"BBC NEWS: Government plans to ban all Internet porn. On an unrelated note, does anyone want to buy a laptop?"

"What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !"