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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind it's pointless. "
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"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two babies making out."
"Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on. Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*"
"Some people don't believe in New Year resolutions. Like everyone in this McDonald's drive thru."
"Nerdy/Geekyt Jokes"
"Big Smoke walks into a bar He ordered two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large beer."
"Today I played chess with some old men in the park. It was hard to round up 32 of them."
"How do you get someone to pay child support? Blackmail."
"Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania"
"What happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, & now my brother has to send what happened child support. :/"