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Joke of the Day
"My friend got a job as a metronome. I said, is that a regular thing?"
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"My black friend asked me... My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said ""What the fuck man it's, 2016, you can use whatever printer you want""."
"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"
"Heard this gem in the video game L.A. Noire. Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have saw it."
"I'm going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink."
"Black Jews Whats the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven"
"What is a double-wide salad? It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad"
"So I heard the royal baby was 8 pounds. That's awfully cheap for a human baby."
"I love spending time with girls.. its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars"
"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia fcuk"