222017
Joke of the Day
"Why did France run out of painkillers? because Paris ate 'em all"
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"What do you call? (NSFW) What do you call a woman with no legs? I've got no idea, but have you seen the mess a snail makes?"
"""Expecto me to be there"" Harry Potter RSVPing to a party"
"Liquids with high viscosity... Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance? They resist Flo."
"When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there."
"How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other? Very Quackly"
"If she is married or has a boyfriend make sure she swallows the evidence."
"What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin!"
"OK, if you get to refer to your favorite football team as ""we,"" then I definitely get to refer to the cast of Friends as ""we."""
"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"