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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !"
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"What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."
"vegan zombie what does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAAINS"
"If life gives you melons... you might be dyslexic"
"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"
"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."
"It was awkward when she said, ""And yet your feet are so big."""
"What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop."
"Me: How old is your daughter? Her: She'll be 4 next week. Me: *audible sigh (Slowly, emphatically): OK. But I asked how old is she... NOW."
"I tried to bring my dead friend to class with me, but the teacher kicked him out. Guess he's too ghoul for school."