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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking of becoming Hispanic just for the upside-down exclamation point. I like what you guys did there. I'm jealous."

"What do you call a chinese poker face? A mahjong face"

"Did you hear about the guy that was born without ears? Neither did he."

"No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!!"

"Facebook: Holy Crap, I know this person. Twitter: Good Lord, I know this person."

"What does every ""Tickle Me Elmo"" get before they leave the factory? Two test tickles"

"How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on the supply and demand curve"

"I really wanted my kid to be a kid so I gave birth directly into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's."

"Smallpox sounds so adorable"