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Joke of the Day
"Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!"
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"What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy? Uniball"
"Mary on Facebook says this generation is way to reliant on technology... She then sent me 7 Candy Crush invites"
"A man walks into a bakery... And looks at the prices of the bread. The bread is very cheap, and he tells the baker, ""Man, at that price this is a stale."""
"What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation? Inequalities"
"My friend was like ""hey bring some cd's to listen to on the trip"" and I was like ""where are we going, 2001?"""
"[3 days into dieting] *sees ad for burger & fries* *drowns in his own saliva*"
"Found out today that you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger."
"What do you call a dissection performed by drunks? An Autipsy."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... ""Give me a beer and a mop."""