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Joke of the Day
"How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on the supply and demand curve"
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"It amazes me at how dirty minded most of you single women are. What amazes me more is how you clean that mind after you get wifed."
"Best joke in class So my teacher says: ""all men are the same"" and a classmate says to her: ""oh, so youve tried all of them so you know?"""
"""Those who can't do, teach..."" And those who can't teach... [teach gym.](/spoiler)"
"I've just found out I can have sex at 65 I live at number 59 so it's only a short walk!"
"And the Lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"Sometimes there's a huge disaster and lots of people die but it's ok because no celebrities got divorced."
"I told the dog it is weird that he follows me into the bathroom all the time. So he walked out. Now I'm weirded out that he speaks English."
"Roast Pussy sandwich http://imgur.com/BnBLkkb"
"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."