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Joke of the Day
"What does every ""Tickle Me Elmo"" get before they leave the factory? Two test tickles"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to go to the other side."
"All my friends are convincing me to travel to Northwest Territories... But I'm having Nunavut."
"My grandfather died at Auschwitz He got drunk and fell out of a guard tower"
"Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj."
"Don't you just hate it when you finally get the courage to confess your love to someone and they just stare at you, meow and walk away."
"What is my ex girlfriend's favorite hands on day in math class? Manipulatives. god i'm so lonely"
"I'd be the X-man who was always pointing out the continuity flaws in our storyline"
"My golf game is a lot like my iPad, I don't have an iPad."
"What did 50 Cent say when Dr. Dre gave him a sweater? ""Gee, you knit?"""