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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony"

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"What has a bottom at its top? My life ( ._.)"
"fill in the blank 1.) ""There once was a man from nan-tuck it, His balls were as big as a bucket"" 2.) ""What is the difference between a whore and a boxer"""
"I love you more... - Darling, I feel that you love football more than me. - Honey, but I love you more than hockey."
"I can't stand holocaust jokes, they hit too close to home. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off one of the watchtowers"
"What is the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? When they fall on their backs they're fucked"
"What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada? Area-51, A"
"Hey bro, how did you get so strong? By picking up chicks in the gym"
"What idiot called them ""cannibals"" and not ""humanitarians""?"
"What's a blind mans worst fear ? A prius"