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Joke of the Day

"What idiot called them ""cannibals"" and not ""humanitarians""?"

"Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat."

"Seven days without a joke makes one weak."

"Two jumper cables walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""I'm gonna serve you guys, but you have to promise not to start something""."

"Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit."

"The advert said, ""Just two pounds a week can help reduce the problem of domestic violence in the UK."" I suppose I could cut down, and only pound the wife twice a week."

"Y'know, I used to be quite indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

"What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off? One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con."

"You know who are great at shadow puppets? Deaf people."

"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."