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Joke of the Day

"I love you more... - Darling, I feel that you love football more than me. - Honey, but I love you more than hockey."

"My father held his temper very well.... Every time we would get mad, he would just count to 100. Then take my head out of the water."

"I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better."

"How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'"

"If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year."

"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"

"Hey girl, are you an empty refrigerator? Because you don't have to be running"

"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"

"Woman at drive-thru just called me ""honey."" Headed home to tell my wife to take a god damn hike."